22
May
felix aquaticus
I don’t hate cats, unlike some people I know. However, I must say that tossing my cat into the pool just now gave me a lot of pleasure.
As it was in the middle of hissing and scratching me while I tried to delicately haul it inside after an entire day spent outside— it’s an inside cat— I only have a little remorse. Just a little. It’s not a nice cat.
Ten minutes after its refreshing dip in the pool, I donned some gloves, grabbed a towel, and retrieved her sorry ass from the backyard. She’s now in the dining room, sulking.
I feel sorry. Just a little.
