15
Oct
I will outlast Alan Greenspan
The Fed chairman rejected theories that the world will soon run out of oil.
“If history is any guide, oil will eventually be overtaken by less-costly alternatives well before conventional oil reserves run out,” Greenspan said.
The man is a fucking oracle! How did we let this happen, that we invest so much gravitas in one dude from NYC?
I’ve got one: “Pterodactyls will cry from their cribs in agony. The muffaleta reigns supreme.”
That was fun. I’ve also got some tea leaves I can swirl. I’ll issue a random opinion on some scientific issue I’m not qualified to discuss afterwards.
I am tired of watching the media snap up every inscrutable kibble of wisdom that falls from Greenspan’s mouth. He’s the God-hippo, festooned with kibble birds. Got a bit of a kibble bird problem.
This is why I mean to retire to some island in the middle of nowhere. I’m tired of the spectacle.
Somehow, some way, I will outlast Alan Greenspan.
