14
Aug
the 3 howler monkeys of the apocalypse
You know how sometimes a picture, all by itself, can exude creepiness and the sinister? Like a picture of Stalin laughing, or a picture of Hitler with his arms flailing about his head? Yeah.
14
Aug
14
Aug
Good lord, that’s terrifying.
Here, here’s how to neutralize that image. Look at Dick and Condi. Now, see that little strip of exposed neck between W’s collar and chin? OK. This all happens before W even has a chance to lower his hands: As Dick spits out his dentures, Condi clamps her fangs on W’s exposed neck meat and, because she’s done this before, expertly and instantly makes the kill. She’s already at the podium explaining the Presidential Line of Succession when Dick begins gumming and sucking W’s more productive wounds, humming softly to himself and rocking back and forth.
See, it’s not so scary, you goose!
August 15th, 2006 at 10:26 pm