American Inventor

I accidentally saw a piece of this show last night or the night before. I haven’t felt so much pain sitting in front of a television since… I was going to say “since the last time I watched I Love Lucy,” but there is no comparison. This show is so bad it made me frantic for the contestants, the judges, the producers, the public, and myself. It was 20 minutes of a baby shrieking in pain in a locked room, and I didn’t have a key.

FOR GOD’S SAKE SOMEONE HELP THAT BABY!

For inventions whose presentation doesn’t make one sick and afraid for humanity, see MAKE: Blog. For comments on MAKE: Blog about American Inventor, go here. The reviews are surprisingly ambivalent, which doesn’t make me frantic, but also doesn’t alleviate my fear for humanity.

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