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They’re ALL going to die
I just noticed that they’re all going to die. They’re all going to die. I need to stop saying “Oh, that’s too bad” when celebrities keel over, because they’re all going to do that at some point, until I do. … Continue reading
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ferrets
I look at a video of some pet ferret doing ferret things, with uniquely lovable ferret-y interactions with its people and I think “they could be incorporated.” The weltanshauung has enough room for a third beast and its peculiar shenanigans. … Continue reading
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Violent E pauses to philosophize in Jarkhand
That took longer than I thought it would
Posted in humor, original research, outside, picture, science
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because for fuck-sake, art
It should be taken as a given that intelligent criticism of any art is that-art-based, and not a denial of that form to be an art.
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Schadenfreude
It’s kind of old, but it’s a handy link. Epicaricacy.
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Miss USA
Go pat yourselves on the back for trying to regain relevancy, you superannuated fucks. Why do we have pageants in 2017? This century isn’t what I imagined it to be at all.
Posted in curmudgeonhood, fear for humanity, news
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This man is super-confident in his brand of armor
Posted in Balls of Thor, picture
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How to tell if the new guy is just, what, racist?
Camus believes that all Western countries are faced with varying degrees of “ethnic and civilizational substitution.” He points to the increasing prevalence of Spanish, and other foreign languages, in the United States as evidence of the same phenomenon. Although his … Continue reading
The Rise and Fall of the English Sentence
“Evidence shows that the most insular scientific communities have led the march away from elaborated sentences in favor of complex, compressed nouns: Science articles in specialist publications such as the Journal of Cell Biology contain fewer relative clauses and more … Continue reading
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“Jesus!”
Peanuts is being re-run on GoComics. “Jesus!” is a comment under this one. Several replies to the comment are standard Jesus-freak bullshit, but I laughed.
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The 21st Century
She’s cuddling him to get ahead in the dog-eat-dog world of zoos and nature preserves.
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Trump
What is this god-damned idiot’s infatuation with unraveling healthcare? Q: Did you ever think we’d have a certifiable moron as President? A: Not in my most sinister nightmares.
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Valhalla Rising
It’s worth watching the whole thing.
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Norm!
Norm MacDonald is another in a series of ‘3 Stooges’ kind of guys, not that his humor is any kind of the same, but that women don’t get him. What the fuck up is with women?
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Spinnwebe
Spinnewebe From the dawn of the net. Probably mostly Bboard days. I discovered this at the very end, where these people were months from moving on. I miss those days sometimes.
Bowling is Gross and Weird
I stopped bowling because putting on shoes that are not mine is gross and weird. In the nineties, I guess. Don’t ask me to don somebody else’s clothing. How did that even become a thing.
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Darn Tootin’
Or, I think I can say it because we’re all adults here, Damn Tarting.
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