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Epitaph

I wish to be buried with a snippet of Powaqqatsi (37-46 minutes). Or, since I’m not going to be buried, I wish my friends to listen to Powaqqatsi (37-46 minutes) and know that I loved it especially.

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Norm!

Norm MacDonald is another in a series of ‘3 Stooges’ kind of guys, not that his humor is any kind of the same, but that women don’t get him. What the fuck up is with women?

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Spinnwebe

Spinnewebe From the dawn of the net. Probably mostly Bboard days. I discovered this at the very end, where these people were months from moving on. I miss those days sometimes.

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Bowling is Gross and Weird

I stopped bowling because putting on shoes that are not mine is gross and weird. In the nineties, I guess. Don’t ask me to don somebody else’s clothing. How did that even become a thing.

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Darn Tootin’

Or, I think I can say it because we’re all adults here, Damn Tarting.

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More Legroom

If I pay you an extra fifty dollars, I don’t want you to pinch me less hard, I want you to stop fucking pinching me. That’s why “more legroom” coach is such a hard sell. Yes, it’s better than regular … Continue reading

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Home sys admin

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I seen em first!

 

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scuba suit

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Welcome back to the eighties

Yosemite hikes as a twenty-something many times had Translator as the soundtrack.

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Big Idea

If you wet a pizza box beforehand, you can squeeze it down to its atomic components, which will allow it to fit in the smallest, least hefty garbage bags (this is really my best gift to western civilization, you’re welcome)

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Welcome back to the eighties. We’ve missed you.

There’s a possibility I wouldn’t like these guys if I knew more about them, so I refuse to know anything more.

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Crank

The difference between the fiftieth time and the five hundredth. Wouldn’t it be great if every time were the fiftieth time?

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another way it is

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Just give it to them

  “This way, Mexico will have to pay much less money [for the wall]. And that’s good, right? Is that good?” I think Trevor’s team missed the point of Trump’s statement, which to me was just a back-handed, veiled dig … Continue reading

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powaqqatsi

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Puerto Rico

If we admit them, we’ll have to admit a slave state too. It’s more complicated than it looks.

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the best age

The twenties were the best. Hardly anyone you knew was dying.

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Oh my God, look at these six people

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE SIX PEOPLE

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“Damn he is playing the hell out of that jug”

Also, that may as well be Wolfman Jack on the keyboard.

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