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Schadenfreude

It’s kind of old, but it’s a handy link. Epicaricacy.

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Miss USA

Go pat yourselves on the back for trying to regain relevancy, you superannuated fucks.  Why do we have pageants in 2017? This century isn’t what I imagined it to be at all.  

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This man is super-confident in his brand of armor

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How to tell if the new guy is just, what, racist?

Camus believes that all Western countries are faced with varying degrees of “ethnic and civilizational substitution.” He points to the increasing prevalence of Spanish, and other foreign languages, in the United States as evidence of the same phenomenon. Although his … Continue reading

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The Rise and Fall of the English Sentence

“Evidence shows that the most insular scientific communities have led the march away from elaborated sentences in favor of complex, compressed nouns: Science articles in specialist publications such as the Journal of Cell Biology contain fewer relative clauses and more … Continue reading

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“Jesus!”

Peanuts is being re-run on GoComics. “Jesus!” is a comment under this one. Several replies to the comment are standard Jesus-freak bullshit, but I laughed.

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The 21st Century

She’s cuddling him to get ahead in the dog-eat-dog world of zoos and nature preserves.

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Trump

What is this god-damned idiot’s infatuation with unraveling healthcare? Q: Did you ever think we’d have a certifiable moron as President? A: Not in my most sinister nightmares.

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Valhalla Rising

It’s worth watching the whole thing.

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John Mulaney

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Acoustic “I Want to Tell You about What I Want”

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Epitaph

I wish to be buried with a snippet of Powaqqatsi (37-46 minutes). Or, since I’m not going to be buried, I wish my friends to watch and listen to Powaqqatsi (37-46 minutes) and know that I loved it especially.

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Norm!

Norm MacDonald is another in a series of ‘3 Stooges’ kind of guys, not that his humor is any kind of the same, but that women don’t get him. What the fuck up is with women?

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Spinnwebe

Spinnewebe From the dawn of the net. Probably mostly Bboard days. I discovered this at the very end, where these people were months from moving on. I miss those days sometimes.

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Bowling is Gross and Weird

I stopped bowling because putting on shoes that are not mine is gross and weird. In the nineties, I guess. Don’t ask me to don somebody else’s clothing. How did that even become a thing.

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Darn Tootin’

Or, I think I can say it because we’re all adults here, Damn Tarting.

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More Legroom

If I pay you an extra fifty dollars, I don’t want you to pinch me less hard, I want you to stop fucking pinching me. That’s why “more legroom” coach is such a hard sell. Yes, it’s better than regular … Continue reading

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Home sys admin

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I seen em first!

 

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scuba suit

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