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Bowling is Gross and Weird
I stopped bowling because putting on shoes that are not mine is gross and weird. In the nineties, I guess. Don’t ask me to don somebody else’s clothing. How did that even become a thing.
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Darn Tootin’
Or, I think I can say it because we’re all adults here, Damn Tarting.
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More Legroom
If I pay you an extra fifty dollars, I don’t want you to pinch me less hard, I want you to stop fucking pinching me. That’s why “more legroom” coach is such a hard sell. Yes, it’s better than regular … Continue reading
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Welcome back to the eighties
Yosemite hikes as a twenty-something many times had Translator as the soundtrack.
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Big Idea
If you wet a pizza box beforehand, you can squeeze it down to its atomic components, which will allow it to fit in the smallest, least hefty garbage bags (this is really my best gift to western civilization, you’re welcome)
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Welcome back to the eighties. We’ve missed you.
There’s a possibility I wouldn’t like these guys if I knew more about them, so I refuse to know anything more.
Crank
The difference between the fiftieth time and the five hundredth. Wouldn’t it be great if every time were the fiftieth time?
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Just give it to them
“This way, Mexico will have to pay much less money [for the wall]. And that’s good, right? Is that good?” I think Trevor’s team missed the point of Trump’s statement, which to me was just a back-handed, veiled dig … Continue reading
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Puerto Rico
If we admit them, we’ll have to admit a slave state too. It’s more complicated than it looks.
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the best age
The twenties were the best. Hardly anyone you knew was dying.
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Oh my God, look at these six people
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE SIX PEOPLE
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“Damn he is playing the hell out of that jug”
Also, that may as well be Wolfman Jack on the keyboard.
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Clocks ticking slowly dividing the day up
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Memo to termites
If you’re so attracted to light, there’s a god damn sun on all during the daytime you can feel free to mob. Fucking things.
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thank you for being a friend
Each and every one of the five guys in this video, including Andrew Gold who I assume is the responsible party, had to try to find something in himself that would make doing this alright. And I think they succeeded. … Continue reading