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Never stood a chance
The Hispaniolan Edible Rat became extinct no later than 1546 AD. Other species that were wiped out shortly after European settlement include the Cucumber-faced Lumbering Delicious Sloth of Massapequa and the Flightless Ham-sandwiched Lardbird of Nova Scotia. The world has … Continue reading
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this song will fade out
One of my all-time favorite videos. Ron Mael’s strip-tease makes me laugh just thinking about it.
Focus
Hocus Pocus, by Focus, always leaves me cheery and laughing. Which I think was one of the main points to it.
those traveling wilburys
The first album I ever bought from a *store* was ‘On the Third Day’ by ELO. As a proto-collector, I went on to buy several other ELO albums as my 2nd, 3rd, and 4th albums that I bought at a … Continue reading
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how do they put the skin on?
The other Cheese Sketch
Women: for god’s sake, sort yourself out
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Scott Macclesfield: European merchant
From: Mr.Scott Macclesfield To: cc: Subject: REPLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. Dear Beloved, This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. Firstly, I have to say that I have … Continue reading
NFL logos through the looking glass
Dave’s Art Locker New Orleans Saints: Falcons:
It has been said that my new bumper sticker “How’s my drinking & driving? Call 555-1234” could be improved by adding “Hail, Satan” to the bottom.
Binder and Binder and Binder and Binder and Al
You never see any thalidomide babies anymore, you ever notice that?
I have begun the process of shitting him
I see a young lover with a flower, with hope, with trepidation, pulling petals away, murmuring “He shits me; he shits me not.” That’s how I see it.
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“Do you feel safer now that bin Laden is dead?” cnbc poll
I think the real question is “Do you feel sexier now that bin Laden is dead?” A: Yes, 15% sexier.
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That Guy
You know the feeling you get when you get caught looking at some girl’s tits, right? Or, even better, the feeling you get when you’ve been watching a child run around, looking cute, then you glance over at the parent … Continue reading
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