Category Archives: misc
Or, I think I can say it because we’re all adults here, Damn Tarting.
I ask three things of a new belt: 1. that it is black 2. that it can hold my pants up 3. that the buckle can, in a pinch, open beer bottle tops My new belt has all these features.
6 oz limeade 6 oz tequila patron 2 oz triple sec Place all in blender; fill rest of fucker with ice; blend. Yield: one night’s worth of kick-ass margaritas. Readiness for Fausse: check.
“Big-assed Birthday Extravaganza” is an annual holiday observed in parts of the United States on the third Monday in February. This year it is February 15. Big-assed Birthday Extravaganza was originally celebrated in 2007, when someone noticed an unusually large … Continue reading
If you’ve had a Sierra Nevada, and then have another Sierra Nevada that tastes like it’s gone over, check the bottle. You may have just poured yourself a Heineken.
I stood this close to Charo on the E terminal tram in Miami Airport last week. She stamped her little foot in response to something somebody in her posse said. Murray Slaughter (Captain and Chief Writer of the SS 6 … Continue reading
I’ve seen a lot of weird or wonderful things in my life. So have you. The difference is that I’m about to list some of the things I’ve seen: 1. A downpour that affected the street I lived on. The … Continue reading
Because I assume I’ll buy a cadillac or lincoln continental barge that will do everything short of wiping my ass when I’m 65. The car’s in Miami and will stay there for the foreseeable future, so you’ll just have to … Continue reading
C’s driving it home from ‘bama as I type. I dropped her off, signed a slip of paper, and left. I can’t stand that scene; every time I speak to a car salesman, another piece of me dies. I did … Continue reading
A follow up to this post; it happened again, and this time I have an actual screen capture of the weirdness. Weird, huh? It’s probably poltergeists.
Headline in the Sun Herald (Biloxi, MS) April 27, 2006. Headlines considered but rejected include Rice Press to visit Premier Rumsfeld, Iraq Rumsfeld to press rice, visit Iraq premier and “Visit Iraq rice-press:” Rumsfeld to premier
I could stare at this for seconds on end. I guess I just like seeing Patrick Stewart blowing away kids. That’s my guess. (gif taken off the main page to avoid overmesmerization)
I have to have this in place for technical reasons that are too mundane to go into here. It’ll be gone shortly. Update: I need a plug-in that requires a password to access, that actually works if one inputs the … Continue reading
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