Category Archives: music
Everyone has a superpower. Mine is that I can listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd unironically.
I’m not going to sit here and tell you that “Heroin” isn’t the best live song ever recorded in the history of mankind. I won’t do it. What I will say is that every time I listen to it–the very … Continue reading
Donovan’s ‘Atlantis’ is probably the most spectacular matching of great chorus to shitty rest-of-song that has ever fallen out of a pop star. “All legends from all lands were from fair Atlantis”? Spectaculary bad lyric. Horrific. And there’s far, far … Continue reading
I was listening to “Don’t Fear the Reaper” the other day For probably the first time in a long time My heart was in my throat, wishing them well In their mighty trek around all those helper verbs Through that … Continue reading
Adriano Celentano takes a stab at sounding like he’s singing English without really singing English: If this is what Italians think English speakers sound like, we sound pretty frickin awesome. And talk about our dance moves!
I could look at Greta Scacchi all day.
And the sign said anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house, Hey! what gives you the right To put up a fence to keep me out or to … Continue reading
What am I, 45? I only now noticed that embedded in the rock group “The Beatles” name is the word “Beat.” Which is pretty much probably why they chose that name. I know, it’s fucking inexplicable how I could have … Continue reading
Good Heavens, Iris is beautiful. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FikZwgj89HI
Amalgamated Conglomerates, Inc (Ecto Division) is proud to present a new public service* for your listening enjoyment. Under “Links” in the sidebar is a new entry. Merely click on it, enter the password**, and you will be seconds away from … Continue reading