Category Archives: politics
What is this god-damned idiot’s infatuation with unraveling healthcare? Q: Did you ever think we’d have a certifiable moron as President? A: Not in my most sinister nightmares.
“This way, Mexico will have to pay much less money [for the wall]. And that’s good, right? Is that good?” I think Trevor’s team missed the point of Trump’s statement, which to me was just a back-handed, veiled dig … Continue reading
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE SIX PEOPLE
It is the Lord’s will that you not remain sober all the days of your lives. It pleases Him that you do not.
$151,000, just sitting there in a market-tracking account, makes as much money every year as a full-time minimum-wage worker.
In a Vanity Fair story: “Recent allegations made by media commentator Judge Andrew Napolitano about G.C.H.Q. being asked to conduct ‘wiretapping’ against the then president-elect are nonsense,” the British spy agency said in a notably pointed statement. “They are utterly … Continue reading
If Hillary Clinton is elected, it will mark only the second time that a married couple has been elected individually to the Presidency, following Grover Cleveland and husband Benjamin Cleveland Harrison. Truly a remarkable accomplishment.
Pope Paul VII; Italian.
I know it, but you don’t, you fuck. You will by tomorrow, though, baby!
—Vice President Joe Biden flubs the name of Virginia’s Democratic Senate nominee Tim Kaine while speaking in the state. —Biden swaps ‘i’ with ‘o’ in fresh gaffe seized on by Romney camp CNN ‘reports’ Which children at CNN think that … Continue reading
You never see any thalidomide babies anymore, you ever notice that?
I must be the only non-Mormon guy on God’s green earth who finds it sweet that these sweet sweet freaks try to make sure that I and people of my ilk get to Heaven. Sure it’s kind of creepy. I … Continue reading
Air Force One is one ‘spiffy ride,’ Obama says – CNN.com “Hey guys, what do you think of my — this spiffy ride here?” the president asked the group of reporters traveling with him on the presidential plane. All I’m … Continue reading
“What the fuck is Vitter’s problem?” still googles empty, but it’s only been a week. It’s just a matter of time before people start using the correct verbiage.
Just now I finally took the Obama-Biden sticker off my truck, because I’m hauling it down to Long Beach to give it a general enema. It may be paranoia–but I don’t think so–to think that it will be serviced inadequately … Continue reading
Illinois governor: ‘I have done nothing wrong’ – CNN.com Rod, while it’s possible you did nothing illegal (if taped evidence is eventually thrown out), you have identified yourself as the biggest goddam dick I’ve ever seen outside of a Japanese … Continue reading