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Trump

What is this god-damned idiot’s infatuation with unraveling healthcare? Q: Did you ever think we’d have a certifiable moron as President? A: Not in my most sinister nightmares.

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Just give it to them

  “This way, Mexico will have to pay much less money [for the wall]. And that’s good, right? Is that good?” I think Trevor’s team missed the point of Trump’s statement, which to me was just a back-handed, veiled dig … Continue reading

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Oh my God, look at these six people

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THESE SIX PEOPLE

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A Given

It is the Lord’s will that you not remain sober all the days of your lives. It pleases Him that you do not.

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$151,000, just sitting there in a market-tracking account, makes as much money every year as a full-time minimum-wage worker.

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Trump is a moron.

In a Vanity Fair story: “Recent allegations made by media commentator Judge Andrew Napolitano about G.C.H.Q. being asked to conduct ‘wiretapping’ against the then president-elect are nonsense,” the British spy agency said in a notably pointed statement. “They are utterly … Continue reading

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exciting times

If Hillary Clinton is elected, it will mark only the second time that a married couple has been elected individually to the Presidency, following Grover Cleveland and husband Benjamin Cleveland Harrison. Truly a remarkable accomplishment.

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Gentlemen, place your bets

Pope Paul VII; Italian.

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The fucking fucks have lost

I know it, but you don’t, you fuck. You will by tomorrow, though, baby!

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“HEAR BIDEN’S LATEST GAFFE”

—Vice President Joe Biden flubs the name of Virginia’s Democratic Senate nominee Tim Kaine while speaking in the state. —Biden swaps ‘i’ with ‘o’ in fresh gaffe seized on by Romney camp CNN ‘reports’ Which children at CNN think that … Continue reading

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Solidarity, brothers.

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Binder and Binder and Binder and Binder and Al

You never see any thalidomide babies anymore, you ever notice that?

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Mormon creep

I must be the only non-Mormon guy on God’s green earth who finds it sweet that these sweet sweet freaks try to make sure that I and people of my ilk get to Heaven. Sure it’s kind of creepy. I … Continue reading

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Spiffy is as spiffy does

Air Force One is one ‘spiffy ride,’ Obama says – CNN.com “Hey guys, what do you think of my — this spiffy ride here?” the president asked the group of reporters traveling with him on the presidential plane. All I’m … Continue reading

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Still no google results for “what the fuck is Vitter’s problem?”

“What the fuck is Vitter’s problem?” still googles empty, but it’s only been a week. It’s just a matter of time before people start using the correct verbiage.

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the lack of the courage of my convictions

Just now I finally took the Obama-Biden sticker off my truck, because I’m hauling it down to Long Beach to give it a general enema. It may be paranoia–but I don’t think so–to think that it will be serviced inadequately … Continue reading

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Blagojevich: ‘I have done nothing wrong’

Illinois governor: ‘I have done nothing wrong’ – CNN.com Rod, while it’s possible you did nothing illegal (if taped evidence is eventually thrown out), you have identified yourself as the biggest goddam dick I’ve ever seen outside of a Japanese … Continue reading

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Farewell to old dogs

I’m particular impressed with his aim. And while George’s ninja-like duck reflex was impressive too, better still would have been had he actually caught the shoes. Wouldn’t that have been great?

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With malice toward some

I believe that in the future we’ll come together, liberals and conservatives alike under President Obama, and work toward making the country’s future a bright one. But in the meantime, all y’all Old Man Blinky/Sarah Palin voters can suck my … Continue reading

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