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They’re ALL going to die

Posted on May 22, 2018 by ecto

I just noticed that they’re all going to die. They’re all going to die. I need to stop saying “Oh, that’s too bad” when celebrities keel over, because they’re all going to do that at some point, until I do. … Continue reading →

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Crank

Posted on June 30, 2017 by ecto

The difference between the fiftieth time and the five hundredth. Wouldn’t it be great if every time were the fiftieth time?

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