“Coca Cola Presents Pope Splendiferous I”

Rome (AC)– BREAKING NEWS: Catholic cardinals have elected new pope… Cardinal Friedrich Fumedecor… Will take the name “Coca Cola Presents Pope Splendiferous I”…Pope Splendiferous’ first proclamation: “Ego sum iens ut Disneyland”… More details as they develop…
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