Cubs Make Roster Moves

It is a dark day when one of the best names in major league baseball gets sent down to the minors: Felix Pie. I don’t know what position he plays, but sending Pie to the minors is a violation of every sensibility I hold dear, or at least the fond-of-pie sensibility, and the pie-makes-play headline possibility sensibility.

On the other hand, the Cubs called up Angel Pagan to take the place of Pie. I am torn.

Cubs Recall Pagan; Send Down Pie |

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