cnn’s helpful hints on Ebola identification

“Ebola’s symptoms: Five you need to know”

Actual headline on

“Martian Invasion: will the Dow be affected?” can’t be far behind.

First of all, I’d walk through the newsroom and fire everyone tapping on their cellphones. You and you and you. And you there. Also you.

That’s pretty much the only step.

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