I must be the only non-Mormon guy on God’s green earth who finds it sweet that these sweet sweet freaks try to make sure that I and people of my ilk get to Heaven.
Sure it’s kind of creepy. I counter that argument with a ‘so what?’ They want to make sure I make it to the pearly gates, without asking me to do a *goddamn thing* in response?
That, my friends, is sweet. Almost completely shorn of ulterior motive, at least on the level of those who actually do the making-sure.
Mormons? For fuck’s sake let ’em creep.