Never stood a chance

The Hispaniolan Edible Rat became extinct no later than 1546 AD.

Other species that were wiped out shortly after European settlement include the Cucumber-faced Lumbering Delicious Sloth of Massapequa and the Flightless Ham-sandwiched Lardbird of Nova Scotia.

The world has become less tasty for their loss.

This entry was posted in humor. Bookmark the permalink.