SAVE PHOBOS

Mars’ inner moon Phobos is predicted to impact Mars in 30-50 million years. If everyone on Earth gives just one penny per year to the Save Phobos Foundation, Inc, in a few million years we will have enough pennies to make a stack that extends all the way to Phobos, which will probably affect its movement in some way that will more or less prevent things from leading to less desirable things. Please, won’t you give?

Save Phobos Foundation, a division of Prevent Bad Things From Happening LLC, a Colgate Company

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that Passat commercial with the woman who gives the ‘fuck me’ glance to the guy who knows the lyrics to ‘Rocket Man’

is wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

I am not happy with Volkswagen commercializing fuck-me glances. Not happy.

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Calculus and monsters

It is perfectly logical for a child to believe in monsters.

Most things she experiences are the first time she’s experiencing them. That something hasn’t happened to her yet is meaningless; most things haven’t happened to her yet.

She has *no way* of recognizing what is probable. *Everything* is probable. New, unimagined things happen every single day. The fact that something hasn’t yet happened to her has zero bearing on whether or not that thing normally happens.

 

 

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So Nick Cave has the power to raise some bullshit found-footage of women dancing with animal ears affixed to their heads to something profound and ungodly sensually mind-blowing.

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My God, she’s beautiful

Application:

1. Greta Scacchi

2. Jennifer Connelly

3. the girl in the ATT commercials

4. Donna Reed

5. Milla Jovovich

6. Rashida Jones

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