Quotes updated to modern sensibilities

“WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THAT UNGRATEFUL COCKSUCKER?”  — Henry II

“My name is Lex Luthor.” –Satan, Mark 5/9

“THAT GUY CALLS HIMSELF A FUCKING WRITER. AND SHE CAN’T FUCKING WRITE, EITHER.” –Mark Twain on James Fenimore Cooper and Jane Austen

“Hey, what is that, a .44 magnum?” –Macbeth

“Call me Lex Luthor.” –Herman Melville

“Things are going alright, I suppose.”  –Charles Dickens

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