Slim Spurling’s Newest Harmonizer

Moved primarily by the “Katrina Disaster”, and the hurricanes that followed in her wake, it became clear to Slim that the field effects of his existing Harmonizers cannot handle the intensity of the dynamics that feed into these severe weather patterns.

How would Slim respond? With the Storm Chaser. If only, if only we’d had one of these last year.

Preliminary field tests indicate that the ‘Storm Chaser’ modifies the intensity of these anomalous ‘Super Storms’ and in some cases, stops them dead in their tracks.

It’s been tested! And it’s on sale, too! $2400. How can I afford not to get one?

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