The-Day-You-Notice-Arbor-Day’s-Next-Week in America

CNN: House Goes to Democrats, Senate Still Up in the Air

Because “Springtime in America” has already been registered by the forces of darkness, and because you might metaphorically go down and get a free tree at the county barn this time, even though planting it’s a hassle. And it’s not like you’ll be able to enjoy the shade anytime soon. And because it’s better to notice Arbor Day’s next week than it is to notice your first proctology exam’s next week.

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