Channel 454, the Apathy Channel, I guess

Ch 454 announcer: “We send you now to the top-of-the-hour ‘news minute’ with your host, Ed Smith.”

Ed: “Good evening, I suppose. Today, nothing changed. Nothing ever changes. It’s the same big ol’ bag of shit we showed you yesterday. I’m Ed Smith.”

Ch 454 announcer: “Channel 454, your All Apathy channel.”

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